Fireman Sex

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

“From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 We are going to make love all night.’

The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!' the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ' BELL 3!' they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband.

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied. ‘YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'

It’s a Fact

• Fleas can jump 130 times higher than their own height. In human terms this is equal to a 6 ft person jumping 780 ft.

• Butterflies taste with their feet.

• There were approximately 350 million mobile phones in use in China in 2006, more than any other country.